She woke up one morning
A little too late,
Rushed right into bathroom
While swearing at fate.
There was no more toothpaste
And that made her mad.
She tripped on the carpet.
“This day will be bad!”
Her coffee was bitter.
It spilled on the floor.
“Oh, fuck this! I’m done!”
And she rushed out the door.
She got to the station
And missed her Bank train
Cause Oyster malfunctioned.
Then it started to rain.
Commute was horrific
There’s nowhere to sit.
Then someone walked in
With McDonalds to eat.
The smell of burnt bacon,
Hash browns oozing fat
“Disgusting!” she thought,
“This can poison a rat!”
At work, at a lunch time
Around half past one,
She opened the fridge
Just to see her food gone.
Somebody just took it!
Frustrated and hungry
She cried for a minute
Too weak to be angry.
Then later that day
Right away after work
She stopped at a Tesco
To buy some minced pork.
The package was broken,
It dirtied her dress.
Misfortunes kept piling
And causing her stress.
At home all seemed normal
’Till she dropped a plate.
She sighed not surprised,
That was that day’s fate.
At last in her bed.
Asleep, thanks to rum.
All troubles forgotten,
Alarm not turned on….
